Leaked documents from the leakiest department of the club, the self-contained high performance bunker have Daniel Graham earning $110,000. Just what does this flea do for that income? He is loyal to Veloz, that’s for sure. He tells Veloz when anyone farts but seriously just what does this grub do for his salary apart from being Veloz’s eyes and ears, telling tales and running gossip?

A real Veloz puppet in every sense of the word.

We think that is a lot of money to pay a bloke who does nothing useful but then again remember a bloke called Tony Guilfoyle? Campion and the committee paid him $600,000 (plus rorts) for delivering absolutely nothing except destruction. Then we moved to Marcelo Veloz who is on $350,000 for, you guessed it, more failure.

Gee, can anyone see a pattern appearing here? All these hundreds of thousands of dollars going out the door disguised as “executive wages” while the club edges closer to bankruptcy.

We wonder how the barman on $21 an hour feels when he sees Daniel Graham getting $110,000?

We rarely agree with the club’s slogans but truly there is no other club like City Tatts.

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Has anyone seen Sandeep Das aka Balls Deep? The Save City Tatts desks have been swamped with enquiries as to where this creature has gone. Can anyone out there help us find this slippery critter?

This is the bloke Marcelo Veloz and Pickles Corbett mentored into a senior management role only to see him surpass expectations by bonking another manager while working,

You see the love of his life was an Indian woman who had Australian citizenship, which gave him a free pass, a free ticket to live and work in Australia. How did Balls Deep repay his wife and preserve the honour he had received by being able to live and work in Australia? Well he fucked the City Tatts Operations Manager, didn’t he?

Now when the real Mrs. Balls Deep found out her beau was “up to his nuts in guts” with Hannah Berry she booted him. That much we know. We also know he was working at an Indian restaurant in Harris Park during the initial phase of his matrimonial exile. Well after exhaustive enquiries it appears that Balls Deep has disappeared from sight. He is no longer at the Indian restaurant, he is no longer with his meal ticket into Australia, his wife, so it is a very real possibility he is back where he belongs, in the world’s greatest dust bowl, the place he came from, India.

Do you think he will ever return to the golden shores of Australia?

Well not according to his ex-wife apparently. A woman scorned is a woman to be feared we have learned.

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This could make many people laugh or cry, depending on the frame of mind they are in when they read it.

We have been speaking of redundancies and you may be interested to know Richard Shute received one.

So let’s get this right. Veloz ensured Richard Shute got a redundancy payment when good people who gave a decade of service to the place got sacked for trumped up misdemeanours.

This just goes to show the calibre of Marcelo Veloz.

It’s funny, he appeared on National Nine news giving his two cents worth when COVID-19 spread through the gym quicker than Tony Guilfoyle and Kirsty Assad were marched off the premises. During his spiel Veloz earned his fifteen minutes of fame for he was wrapped in a face mask but had it pulled down speaking freely. This is a perfect symbol of his hypocrisy. The mask was nothing more than a prop in a photo opportunity, hoping to say to the world “I’m responsible”.

We wonder if in a private moment he ever thinks about all the underhanded tactics he used to lever good people out of the club without the payments they would be entitled to under a redundancy. We are talking about battlers here, not well heeled managers on $7,000 a week.

Over to you Mr. Veloz for comment if you may?

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Humpty Dumpty is responsible for a lot at City Tatts. In fact his term as “financial controller” was one long downhill slide in the club’s finances.

So you know what a fool he is. Not only is he a fool, he’s a fraud too. He masqueraded as a financial controller and run off as a “good bloke” when in reality he was an unqualified bookkeeper and a jealous nutcase.

Now he has been up to his neck in every underhanded occurrence at City Tatts over the past thirty years so he has plenty of convictions on his record. So to say he is not responsible for something is a big call.

So what is he not responsible for?

Well the City Tatts Covid-19 cluster was first identified in the gym. This should be enough information for most people but for those readers who need a bit more you see Humpty is not the gym going type. In fact it’s been a long, long, long time since he has seen a barbell or a treadmill. Actually it’s been a long time since he’s seen his “best mate” such is the bulge he carries in front, which is conclusive evidence that he avoids the gym if at all possible.

Now if the Covid-19 had broken out at the buffet table or the pastry kitchen old Humpty would be the chief suspect, but considering it came from the gym he is in the clear on this one.

We rang Confucius to get his take on this and all he could say between fits of laughter was “Humpty Dumpty perfect name for numbers man who can’t add up and can’t see penis because of fat belly”.

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We have a juicy update on the Covid Marshal that was sacked.

It appears that he was being “mentored” by Pickles Corbett.

Now here at the Save City Tatts desks we have seen a lot in the last ten years but even still the mind boggles at the thought of being “mentored” by Pickles Corbett.

But maybe we shouldn’t be too surprised. He does have a long track record of “mentoring” young men during his time at City Tatts. Go back and look at any of the fifty-odd blogs on this site where Pickles is mentioned and there is usually a young man in the frame.

And who could forget when he oiled up for the Mardi Gras float. You have to wonder if his mentoring program includes oiling up his proteges as well.

So we are sure the reports of this Covid Marshal being “mentored” by Pickles are correct. We have yet to find out if the “mentoring” continues after the “student” leaves City Tatts. It might be exclusively a “hands on” program.

We sent a runner to see if there were females in his mentoring program but so far the results have come back negative.

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